where do i apply to become a goddess
you can’t apply for a job you already have
smooth as fuck
what if since crowley slept through most of the 19th century he never really learned about the literature at the time and so az finally just sits him down and forces him to read charles dickens
"I could write something better."
oh m y fucking god
Imagine Hannibal Lecter’s face upon discovering that tiny comic sans messages betraying his true feeling with terrible grammar and syntax float around his head whenever he speaks.
"FROZEN" IS A VERY IMPORTANT FILM
SO MUCH FEMINIST
fred and george making “coming out kabooms” for weasley wizard wheezes, where each one is a kind of firework popper that, when pulled, shoots fireworks in the air saying “I AM (PUT SEXUALITY/GENDER MINORITY HERE)” and they explode with really cool music and the colors correspond with said sexuality/gender identity and they come in a huge variety and are a huge success for queer magic folk
I desperately await to see an Olympic figure skating routine set to Idina Menzel’s “Let It Go”